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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite chah, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're linss guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines. Our Neanderthal ancestors cuessy them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like "Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age? So why have pickup lines survived, even though they make us cringe? Well, probably because they make us cringe. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary—the possibility of rejection is part of the deal—but if you use a pick-up line that's just cheesy or silly enoughyou might make them laugh, and that's at least a step in the right direction.

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