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50 hilarious cheesy pick-up lines that will definitely make your crush smile

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, no one has ever been standing next to you. Kiss me if I'm wrong.

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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world. Cause you look like a snack.

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