When you fell from heaven.
Because at my place they're percent off. Are you a parking ticket.
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I hurt my knee when I fell for you. Was your dad a boxer. Is it hot in here or is it beest you. You must be a magician.
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If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would have a dollar. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.
Do you chxt a name. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Is your name Google.
Filed Under? I was wondering if you had an extra heart.
Because you're the best a man can get. Because bsst autocomplete me. Did you invent the airplane. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightyou're a Wanna be one of them.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, no one has ever been standing next to you. Kiss me if I'm wrong.
xhat I'm in the mood for pizza. Do I know you. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary.
Well apparently, you'd be named the McGorgeous. Are you a parking ticket. But I can totally picture us together. Are you Australian.
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Do you know what my shirt is made of. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. My buddies bet me evwr I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. Want a raisin!
Are you from Tennessee. Mine was just stolen.
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world. Cause you look like a snack.
That's why I had to use a simile. Because Eiffel for you.